September 26, 2009

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past


Connor Mead is a succesful photographer with the life anyone could ever dream of, the most important part being that he has a different woman every night.
Connor is a playboy in case you didn't get that from the above paragraph and thus begins this terrible wannabe spin off of Charles Dickens classic tale A Christmas Carol taking it on with a different twist.
When Connor goes home for his brothers wedding he is reunited with his old heart throb Jenny (Jennifer Garner) who completley despises him for things he did to her in the past.
Upon arriving at the rehersal dinner for his brother and soon to be sister in law, all Connor can think about his how to sleep with everyone of the brides maids and this is how the whole first part of the movie literally is to the point where it becomes annoying.
Connor is greeted by the ghost of his dead uncle who taught him how to be the ladies man. Connor is told that he will be greeted by three ghosts that will take him through his past and hopefully he will turn his life around and be a decent human being.
Connor retires to his room with one of the Bridesmaids in his quest to get them all laid when he is greeted by his first ghost, and the rest is history.
To make a long story short Connor learns his lesson and gets back together with his childhood love Jenny. Ahhh how sweet.
This movie was 100% ridiculous from start to finish and it's not even worth a full review because the whole point of the show was to see how many woman you can get laid in a lifetime and learning from your mistakes.
I'm embarresed for everyone who had to take part in the crapy movie. The most memorable part of the movie was when it ended.
No Stars.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Rated PG-13 For Sexual Content Throughout, some language and a drug reference.
Starring Matthew McConhaughey Jennifer Garner and Michael Douglas